how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn