your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
i don't like sucking hair
I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
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she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
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Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done