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(765): View more from Indiana

That was a long time ago. She needed the money.

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(765): That was a long time ago. She needed the money. http://tfl.nu/tglw

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(714): View more from California

im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF

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(714): im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF http://tfl.nu/bxu6

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(678): View more from Georgia

I stuck it in and pulled it out

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Did she like it?

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She giggled?

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She liked it

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(678): I stuck it in and pulled it out (1-678): Did she like it? (678): She giggled? (1-678): She liked it http://tfl.nu/eiw1

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.

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That's funny. Are they weird looking???

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OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.

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(262): There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart. (1-262): That's funny. Are they weird looking??? (262): OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS. http://tfl.nu/egmz

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(856): View more from New Jersey

Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.

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(856): Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen. http://tfl.nu/fxno

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(315): View more from New York

He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender

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(315): He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender http://tfl.nu/9vxe

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(510): View more from California

God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.

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(510): God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars. http://tfl.nu/alo4

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(614): View more from Ohio

I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.

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Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?

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(614): I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat. (1-614): Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate? http://tfl.nu/mxr5

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(203): View more from Connecticut

also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.

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(203): also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them. http://tfl.nu/9avq

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(519): View more from Ontario

All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?

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(519): All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask? http://tfl.nu/p3wm

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(303): View more from Colorado

My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.

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(303): My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow. http://tfl.nu/0900

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(772): View more from Florida

I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.

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(772): I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty. http://tfl.nu/zh78

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(204): View more from Manitoba

I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE

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(204): I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE http://tfl.nu/94j1

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(734): View more from Michigan

The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?

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(734): The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low? http://tfl.nu/9f5e

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(816): View more from Missouri

I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.

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(816): I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident. http://tfl.nu/95be

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