The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
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