It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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