Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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