Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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