i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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