Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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