I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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