They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
How the fuck did I get small bruises all over my body?
Well you were laying on the couch naked after the girls left, staring into space, and I went over to the pool table and threw every ball as hard as I could at you from point blank range . You didn't flinch, blink, or scream for any of them. next time maybe you won't fuck my girl while I'm taking a shit
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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