If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
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The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
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I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
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