Three words: puerto rican gang bang
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
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Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
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I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
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