Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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