OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
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I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
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Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Is Oprah even human
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
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