I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
Randomize
