Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
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