why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
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