Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
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I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
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Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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