I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
there is another microwave in the elevator.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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