Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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