I spilled a beer on myself, so I went back to my place to change. The city marshall was at my door with a warrant. That beer cost me 760 bucks.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
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Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
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I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
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