I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
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Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
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In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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