Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
My vagina is very pro this idea
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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