just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
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I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
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Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
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