Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
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It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
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This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
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