Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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