Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
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I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
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You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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