I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
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