Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
Randomize
