I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
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She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
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