Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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