drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
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It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
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I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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