im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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