So.. my mom just told me she hasn't gotten laid in 7 years... I'm really disturbed.. at the same time... At least now I know why shes so damn cranky all the damn time
Please don't tell me you're asking me to have sex with your mother.
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
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I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
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HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
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