we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Even my vagina gasped.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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