i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
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he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
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We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
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