I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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