life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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