yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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