I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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