Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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