Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
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