he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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