In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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