Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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