Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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