I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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