well you can't waste a boner
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Randomize
