who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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