ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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