Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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