Kiss
Puke
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
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i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
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He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
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