I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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