What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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