At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
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The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
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Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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