Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
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