break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
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