I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
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im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
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Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
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