i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
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